Things You Will Never Hear Me Say

1. Camping? I'd love to! I hope it's good and cold out there!
2. Oh, yes, more blue cheese, please!
3. I think I've slept enough.
4. I'm sorry, I can't come that day, I have to clean my house.
5. This movie is so boring; I hope that guy keeps making comments about it, only louder.
6. Oh my gosh! You are so right! I do charge too much for my work! Let me lower the price for you; I make too much anyway.
7. I could listen to gangsta-rap all the live long day. SO relaxing.
8. Don't be silly, I love telemarketers! What can you sell me?
9. Books are over-rated. Give me Nascar any day.
10. Please tell me more about how I can make all kinds of money in a multi-level marketing scheme.
11. Let me help you with that math homework.
12. I'm giving up coffee.
13. Competitive sports?!? Sign me up!!
14. Really, you can never spend too much on a car.
15. Your baby looks like Yoda.