Blog topics that I have rejected include (and I believe you will thank me for this)
- what I had to eat today
- what I wanted to eat today
- a dream I had
- Toby's breath, which stinks
- Thing 1's use of her "manly voice"
- Thing 2's somewhat alarming flatulence problem
- how, when I was driving home today, I saw 4 cars all skid through the same intersection
- what I hate about Christmas, pantyhose and the Future Shop
- my husband's increasing habit of driving like an old lady
- how I can't believe that nobody has demanded that car racing be banned on environmental grounds
- Lentils: Nature's Most Boring Food
- how I think Cameron Diaz looks like "The Joker"
- why cooking rice smells like popcorn
- how people who recline their seats on airplanes should be put to death
- how my bra straps keep falling down
You are most welcome.