Thing 2 submitted her Christmas list some time ago, and it was lengthy and detailed, as I had requested. (She's a little less imaginative than in years past, probably because she got none of those things.)
The other day she mentioned to her father that she would like to add something to the list: a mat for the bathtub so that she "wouldn't sand off her butt when [she] slides around".
He had to explain to her that, generally, people liked having some sort of traction in the tub precisely so that they did not slide around easily, and that since she was the only one who treated the bathtub like an amusement park, she may have to put up with a little butt-sanding.
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