Monday, February 11, 2008

"Hello, Kettle? Pot Here...."

Today in entertainment news, the most egregious case of "Are You Kidding Me?"that's come along in a LONG time, Keith Richards admonishes Amy Winehouse to straighten up and fly right. Seriously, do you think he was able to say that with a straight face? Because, come on.

Now, from what I can see from Ms. Winehouse, she is one large bundle of "good God where do we start". But you know you have hit absolute rock bottom when Keith friggin' Richards thinks maybe you've over done it a tad.
Here is a picture of Amy Winehouse.

Now, I don't know about you, but she scares the crap outta me. The eyeliner, the hair, the tatoos, the dental issues. None of this says "stable, responsible, functioning adult" at all.
However, I wonder how far down the Liza Minelli Parkway, headed for the Britney Spears Exit you've got to be to be taking your lifestyle advice from this guy:

Maybe she should call his agent, he's negotiated one hell of a deal with the devil for Keith. Maybe he can do the same for her.

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