Here are some of the highlights:

is working on how to pick the lock on the gun-rack, and the littlest one? He already has the crystal-meth lab set up in the basement.


Buenos Dios, I am Tino, your sexy Latin heart throb. Are you not enjoying my smoldering gaze and my suggestive pose? Come closer, mia carina, and I will sing to you of hot passion and my manly thighs. Also, I will do the laundry, because these shoes are not so clean. But you, mia caiente tortuga, you will melt under my blazing manliness, and buy my albums forever.

Oh, Joyce. I'm sorry the gender-reassignment surgery didn't work out so well, and I'm sure those fluctuating hormones must be hellish, but really, was that the best you could do with what you've got? The Side-Show Bob hair was a disastrous choice, you must know that, and that tiny little rose is not going to detract from that tragedy of a dress. The Tweety Bird glasses are not "cute" or "winsome" , although they do pull their weight heroically in hiding those Sasquatch eyebrows. Maybe a new surgeon will take pity on you, but in the meantime, get a makeover.
Jesus Christ in a wheelbarrow, this guy scares the crap outta me! Is it the Andy Warhol hair? The steady, flat, reptilian gaze? The horrible, groovy glasses? I can't look long enough to figure it out. The blue circle in the bottom right loosely translated means "A present you will like the whole year round". A year full of nightmares and unspeakable horrors, methinks. All I know is that those roses are there to lure me to a place where he can kill me and drink my blood. No thanks.
There are plenty more where those came from, sadly. Check it out.
4 comments:
And this is precisely why we come to this blog ...
I cannot believe that anyone has had sex with these people.
It be chilling -- in the original sense of the word.
This was hysterical. Your commentary is pure Gallery.
I LOVE it.
i must say the "All My Friends Are Dead" one was my fave
Yes, "All My Friends Are Dead" was certainly a contender, but there's only so many hours in a day, you know.
it was j.c in a wheelbarrow that cracked me up
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